Not me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Since everyone knows that I am absolutely the most perfect and wonderful wife and mother in the world (please hear intended sarcasm), I thought I would list some things that I absolutely did not do lately.

First off, I did not sleep until 8:45 this morning.  I did not kinda wake up and hear every single member of my family awake and then proceed to drift back to sleep.  I would never do something like that - NOT ME!

I did not stay up way late last night (probably why I did not sleep so late this morning) watching reality t.v. shows - Toddlers & Tiaras, Celebrity Apprentice, and 19 Kids and Counting.  I definitely would not stay up and watch these t.v. shows instead of read my book for book club or work on my current Bible study.  I would never.  Not me!

Also, I did not let my kids get away without doing handwriting this week just because they didn't want to do it and I didn't feel like fighting over it.  What kind of mother lets their kids skip out on handwriting for such a lousy reason?  Definitely not me!

Finally, I did not eat at least 1 bowl of ice cream every single night this week.  Sometimes more.  Definitely not me!