Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


Okay, I don't really have that much to write about today.  It's not that I haven't done anything embarassing, ridiculous, or something along those lines - No, I have most definitely.  It's just that I am having a hard time remembering all of the embarassing and ridiculous things I did this week.  But, my mom mentioned it tonight at the ballpark, so I thought I would try to remember something.

First, (since I was at the ballpark when I decided that I would write a post) I most definitely did NOT act like a crazy woman at my son's tee-ball game on Saturday.  I could care less that it was the only two undefeated teams in the league playing each other.  I did NOT jump up and down and cheer at the top of my lungs. I did NOT cheer so loudly at that game that my son did NOT tell me tonight before his game," You don't need to yell so much.  My coaches tell me what to do."  (Seriously he said this to me)  Even though his team lost, I did NOT run around bragging about how great my son played.  I wouldn't do that.  That could get real obnoxious!

On that same Saturday, I did NOT carry my big ole camera bag to the ballpark for great pictures of all the boys' games and then leave my camera in the bag the entire time.  We were NOT at the ballpark for 6 hours with no pictures to show for it.   

Next, since everybody knows that I love eating organic food and I think that high fructose corn syrup is the devil -  I most definitely did NOT take my children on this fieldtrip and then go eat at McDonald's afterwards.  For real, I would NEVER do that!

Finally, I did NOT get so fed up with my children's smart mouths today that I made them run laps to the end of our cul de sac and back everytime they had a smart comment to make.  I wouldn't do that.  That seems really mean.  Possibly cruel and unusual punishment. 

What did you NOT do this week?